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| Faust |
 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 12:50 am Post subject: Things found, acquired and carried out with utmost care. |
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As Clayton has been advertising his services I see fit to put forward my hand. I can aquire any item that you wish; be it animal, mineral or vegetable. I can assure you of good and polite service... bringing a somewhat refined quality to the bawdy house of the underside. I will provide a no questions asked service, but can also play with an open hand if that is more to your liking. I can promise you, and you have this on my word, that when the chips are down I will always bring in the winnings. I also have an excellent poker face... if you take my meaning.
Yours in humble service
Faust Shanklin (Esq)
P.S. For those who may be wondering what I purvey that is above and beyond what Mr. Square can offer... is that I am not Clayton Square.
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| ungrim97 |
| Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:19 am Post subject: |
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I believe that the fact that you are not clayton will give you a great bonus in your enterprises.
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| Clayton Square |
| Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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You're just jealous I refused to get that can opener for you, Lord.
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| Pixie |
| Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Well he is prettier than you Square, quite honestly. You should make more effort with your mask.
Still finding me that kitten Faust?
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| Faust |
| Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed I am Lady Honey, you will not be disappointed, I assure you.
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| arthur |
| Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Can you get me some mud?
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| Faust |
| Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:45 am Post subject: |
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I believe you will find a more than ample supply between your ears, Level
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